The Green Zone, as he had once thought of that old fibro working cottage in Oak Flats, had turned a vicious purple. The drunken revelers who had been partying for the past six weeks or so over the back fence and across the way were now caught, their voices, trapped in what had been the sterling whisper of the trees. Their cretinous monologues now reminded him of the PsyOp morons who had haunted his past few books and made his life so difficult. Taxpayer funded bastardry. Their derision, caught on the breeze, stirred through him in a kind of torment, and they would have their day.
Everywhere was Covid insanity. There were ten new cases a day in the state with a population of 7.5 million, for a disease you statistically had a 99.998 per cent chance of surviving and almost no chance of catching, if he understood the figures correctly. But for this Australia's lunatic premiers and gormless prime minister had changed the entire country.
He watched as an elderly woman tried to push a pedestrian light with her elbow, her mask no doubt giving her great discomfort in the heat.
Submission submission submission. That's all he saw.
In the Blue Mountains, where the government's propaganda arm the Australian Broadcasting Corporation was regarded as a credible news source, Covid mania was in full swing.
Enter a shop without a mask and other customers would rear back in horror.
There are few advantages to getting older, but one of them is you can act like an irascible old bastard and get away with it. Mostly.
At one establishment in Katoomba, in the Blue Mountains west of Sydney, he struggled, as so many people did, with the QR code you were required to log for entry.
As he struggled with it and his recently installed "app" he mumbled as loudly as he could about how dishonest and incompetent governments had put themselves front and centre of all our lives; and how stupid the whole bloody thing was.
The bar tender, having already taken his order, snapped at him: "Do you want these drinks or not."
"No," he snapped back, storming out.
"Fuckwit," the bar tender yelled at his parting back.
To which he responded: "Fuck off and die, you Covidian moron." Just as loud as he damn well could.
Queue luvvie shock; a rearing disregard for the rough and tumble world that lay just beyond their self-referencing lives.
They lived in echo chambers. He stalked from place to place, now on war footing, the drunken dribble of the neighbourhood party disturbing every future that could have been, inflaming him and those who worked through him.
Everything was like that now. You couldn't enter a library or a sex shop or a bar or any bloody place without the government knowing exactly where you were.
And everybody accepted it.
At the local watering hole in Oak Flats there were no longer pool comp nights. One of the tables had been removed. You had to produce a driver's licence in order to get a pool cue.
And you were legally bound to sit down between shots.
It was a madness. All of it a madness.
As so often in Australia, everybody would have been better off if the government had done absolutely nothing.
Down at Bondi Beach, he liked to get around, even at his age, there was virtually no sign of Covidians at all. The somebodies who thought they were somebody, their taught figures having taken months of work to get them so picture perfect, weren't going to destroy it all with a bloody mask. No masks. No social distancing. Life went on more or less as normal.
Except for a Council sign flashing a warning that beach numbers were being monitored.
No consistency. No sanity. No logic. No leadership. No coherence. No decency.
All of it a madness.
He went about his duties. Courage. Strength. Determination. Good Health. High Intelligence. He asked for them on a daily basis.
Soon there would be no question where all of this would lead.
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“He looked at me askance and said, ‘What for?’ I said just to catch up and have a chat about issues.
He said, ‘No, mate. I’m purely transactional.’”
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