
They had been and they had gone. That cluster. Imploring. Imagine you could abandon your youth, when you had scribbled repeatedly, "I am the only one", "I am the only one".
But it was not so. There are millions of us now, they told him.
And he pretended not to hear.
No one had the decency to come and speak to him. They just watched. They were not there for his benefit.
They were there for the evolution of man, the theft of technology, the arbitrary growth of a destiny they did not understand.
And so, he had resisted their blandishments, drowned his own talents, pretended to be madder, more deranged, more dissolute than he was.
And in the meantime, an ever sinking Albo, faced his own stinking, putrid, stale demise at the hands of the electorate, the country, he had so profoundly betrayed. A weak man made weaker still by the blandishments of office.
And so here's Grok's summary of his chances.
The statistical chances of Anthony Albanese losing at the next Australian Federal election can be inferred from recent polls and analyses, though exact probabilities are challenging to quantify without specific predictive models:
Recent Polling Data: Various polls towards the end of 2024 and into early 2025 suggest a dynamic shift in public opinion. For instance, Newspoll data from January 26, 2025, showed a two-party preferred (2PP) vote with the Coalition leading at 51% to Labor's 49%. Albanese's personal approval ratings have also fluctuated, with a net negative rating reported in some polls.
Analysis from Web Sources: A betting site gave Albanese longer odds of winning against Peter Dutton at the next election, indicating a perceived lower probability of victory for Labor. Recent polls also suggest that the Coalition might be on track to win back seats, potentially leading to a minority government for Labor or even a Coalition victory.
Polls and Predictions: There's a consensus among some analysts that Labor's chances of retaining power are slim, with predictions of the Coalition potentially picking up significant seats. However, some polls indicate a close contest, with the possibility of Labor holding onto power in a minority government scenario.
Public Sentiment on X: Posts on X, while not a definitive predictor, reflect a sentiment that sees Labor's chances as diminishing, with some users predicting a significant loss for Albanese or suggesting a hung parliament scenario involving Labor, Greens, Teals, and Independents.
Conclusion: While there are no precise statistical probabilities provided by these sources, the aggregation of data suggests:
A higher likelihood of Albanese losing the next election in terms of securing a majority for Labor.
There's a possibility of forming a minority government, which would still be considered a loss in terms of outright control.
The Coalition seems to have gained ground, with some analysts predicting they might form the next government, either with a majority or in partnership with crossbenchers.
Given the dynamic nature of political landscapes and the influence of events between now and the election date, these predictions should be taken with caution. The final outcome could hinge on numerous factors, including economic developments, policy announcements, campaign strategies, and unforeseen events.
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